side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
(via totallyteenage)
(via tyleroakley)
There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s great promo. The worst/funniest thing someone has ever said to me as an insult was, “Tyler Oakley’s voice is how comic sans sounds” — that’s beautiful. That’s basically poetic.
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
(Source: addictings, via change-is-what-i-need)
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
(via change-is-what-i-need)
| What you said: | I don't believe in god. |
| What they think you said: | I have anal sex with the devil. |